Another Conundrum

Okay so I didn't spend all day today thinking of gender-specific bathroom rants, but this is another big one -

Why in the world are women so pissed off when men leave the toilet seat up? What, are we so weak as a sex that we can't bother to put it back down? And why can't guys complain for us leaving it down all the time? Life is far too short to complain about something that takes less than a second to do. Just be glad they're putting the seat up at all.

Phew, thanks, I think I'm done for the day.