Why do men read in the bathroom? Are their bodies so vastly different from ours that they take that much longer to do their business? I've been known to pick up a tube of toothpaste and try to sound out monosodium-whatsis in my day, but I've never stood in front of my bookshelf and thought, "What should I take in today?"
Can anyone else please try and explain this phenomenon to someone who takes literally less than 2 minutes in the bathroom no matter what I'm doing?
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Men believe that we have an active role to play in the delicate balance of the universe. It's not a cognizant response, but more of a natural one specific to all males. Somewhere deep inside of us we know that each negative reaction needs to be counterbalanced by a positive one. So as we release foulness into the world, we reach for a car or electronics publication, a trade journal or a skin mag, in a completely selfless and intrinsic act of cosmic harmony. Or we just think that it’s a comfortable, quiet place to read for a few.
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