In this day and age, when we are all so aching to let everyone in on our personal failures and triumphs, technology has kindly given us neat little paths on which to do so. But I say, why not step it up a bit?
Take Facebook. Kudos are in order for the site, which has now (in cause anyone's missed it these last few months) added a "In an Open Relationship" status in the fold. But what good is this status if you can only add one name? Do you have to pick your favorite open relationship and snub the others? Do you rotate every month? I say give us multiple slots! In an Open Relationship with Jim Bob. In an Open Relationship with Mary Kay. In an Open Relationship with Your Mom. Then there will be no favoritism.
And while you're at it, why not add some new relationship statuses? "Still Not Over" and "Desperately Wants but Can't Have" are some that come to mind. What about, "Used to be Married to but Now Trying Friendship with," or "Friends with Benefits with"? Oh, and to avoid gender-preference confusion, how about the ever-popular, "Pretending to be Married to Just for Fun but Neither of Us are Gay" feature?
Might as well, right? Then we could all save time on hiding secret angst in our statuses (come on you know we all do it) and just come out with how we are feeling! Who's with me?
1 comments:
If anyone every changes their status to some of those....I'm sure my stalking habits would increase! Very funny!
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